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Many people use Craigslist to find roommates, cheap furniture, used cars or part-time jobs. But there's another function: I decided to dive into Craigslist's "Casual Encounters" — a section made for no-strings hookups — to see if any of what I assumed about that virtual place was true. Is it populated entirely by perverted sexual deviants, serial killers, prostitutes and scammers as rumors insist?

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Need Help? United States. Page 1 of 2 1 2 Last Jump to page: Results 1 to 30 of I know you brahs have to have some stories about Craigslist casual encounter section. Lets hear em. The chances of picking anyone up on CL casual encounters section is an artform. Like 1 time out of a you will get lucky but you gotta really investigate the initial post to know if its legit or not.

I have only gotten lucky once, but it was a major score given my fatness at the time. Met smoking hot 35 year old divorcee. Went for cocktails. She wanted to "rent a movie", I was like "score". So we went back, I put the dvd in and then I just didn't wait until the movie started. I knew she wanted my salami. So I just picked her up an took her to bedroom. It was great, I left like 5am in the morning. Lost my virginity on casual encounters. I'm so ugly that she didn't even want to kiss me, and we just did the deed.

I did a lot of foreplay, and then we fuked, and I went for 2 rounds. Her vag smelled like fish though and she was dark black. I saw getterdone in the t4m section. Called and breathed heavy on the phone while miscing. Originally Posted by foreveravirgin. Christmas Eve -Me and my brother staying in a hotel in Copperas Cove TX -Bro finds girl to come to our room and get double dicked -Girl with strong myspace angles shows up DP'ed her the second time -6 years later posted the story on Misc Originally Posted by devildogJMS.

Originally Posted by Shreder That's gross Andy. You and your brother tag teaming some whore off Craigslist I check it when I'm bored to find people I know. Seen three guys on there I went to high school with looking for m4m. Originally Posted by Firefightn Yeah kinda Will rep if anyone can link to the 2chainz thread. This guy would legit scour the craigslist casual encounter section and follow through with the deeds Thread was beyond epic. We were both new in town, and her ad wasn't sexual or anything, she just wanted someone to hang out and explore the town with.

I hit her up and she was 'mirin my gains, wit, and credentials, so we swapped numbers and went out the same night. She even had that phat pussy bulge that makes you go hnnnnnnnnnnnng. Very cute personality, highly sexual loves to dance and has lots of lingerie, is also extremely kinky and submissive , funny, smart, etc. She was very into me and kept calling me sexy, bad boy, would always beg for me to come over and fuk her, would cook for me, and the first night we went out, she actually bought me drinks and then said "we know where this is headed, let's just go home already" and grabbed me by the hand and led me out, lol.

Had lots of fun with that girl. Not going to lie, it was very hard for us to simply stay as 'friends' since we both started to develop feels for each other. Originally Posted by LordBroski. It's been a vile cesspool for a long time now but years back before Tinder and stuff you could meet some decent FWB off of it. Meet two chicks way back in my early 20's. One was this fob asian who barely spoke English and was a little chubby. Hit that on and off for a good six months.

Meet another girl who came over, refused to have sex so I asked her to leave and as she was leaving she broke down and told me she wants to kill herself, was abused as a child etc etc I blocked that and never heard again. Originally Posted by SwayWay. Originally Posted by Bigred This guy said i had to give him 20 extra bucks for a nintendo handheld system thing when we agreed on I went inside my house to grab a twenty dollar bill and rubbed on my crotch and pubes so much.

I hadent showered either and then he touched it lulz. Sometimes I wonder what if, lol. We did connect on many levels. Same views on politics, society, religion, same tastes in nearly everything. Also I'm an Indian brah, she's white, yet she took an interest in Indian culture after meeting me and would randomly text me with things she learned about it.

Such a doll. She was also a sociology major and was very turned on by how proud I was of being Indian as opposed to trying to be "white-washed". Don't make me reconsider my life decisions. Originally Posted by TheDream Dude, that is backpages man. CL is not the place for that anymore. Originally Posted by ectosthetic. Googled backpages to confirm. Saw this post LMAO http: Quick Navigation Misc. Supplement Wars! Bookmarks Bookmarks Digg del.

And you've probably heard all the scary Craigslist stories and seen the weird ads but if it exists, chances are you will find it on Craigslist. My Craigslist Casual Encounter Experience True Story of my Life real people, but I picked one in particular to make or break my Craigslist hookup date. . We left and hit the redbox and got Looper some weird ass movie.

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You can do everything right, like meet in a public place and never reveal your home address, but creepy Craigslist encounters are bound to eventually happen. For every time someone has successfully sold a used Xbox or guitar, there are Craigslist interactions gone wrong.

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Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Craigslist is great for finding a used bike or cheap tickets to the ballgame. Oh, and also for posting pictures of your genitals and telling the world that you're a "bottom. If you're confused, you've probably never checked out the "Casual Encounters" link in the Personals section of Craigslist.

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Need Help? United States. Page 1 of 2 1 2 Last Jump to page: Results 1 to 30 of I know you brahs have to have some stories about Craigslist casual encounter section. Lets hear em. The chances of picking anyone up on CL casual encounters section is an artform. Like 1 time out of a you will get lucky but you gotta really investigate the initial post to know if its legit or not.

She asked where I was going, I told her my house seeing as I lost my friends, she said she was coming with. Sex followed.

Meeting people on the Internet is a dangerous game. Sure, plenty of folks are nice and normal. These are the craziest Craigslist stories the web's got to offer - everything from stolen video games to dirty undies to a couch stuffed with hidden treasure. No, it wasn't a weird sex thing.

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I had made an Ad saying that I was a bottom looking for an older top. I got plenty of replies and after going through them all I found one that really caught my eye. He was 47, fit , and 7. We exchanged email and pictures and we were both very pleased with what we saw. We decided to meet in a couple hours at his place. When I came to the door I was nervous but I knocked anyways. He came to the sore with a smile and let me in, and then led me to the basement bedroom. When I walked in I noticed that there was a gay porn on the Tv playing. I was very nervous because this was the first time I had been with a man in a year. He immediately came over to me and kissed me on the lips and then shoved his tongue into my mouth.

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They say the Internet is the death of the second date. But there might be another reason — the online trend of casual encounters. Sites like Craigslist have dedicated sections for no-strings-attached sex dates. Add to that Tinder, the app that started off as a casual sex aide, and there's no reason to go through the stressors of dating. But what really happens when people have casual encounters?

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What would you be willing to do to get a free wristband to one of the world's biggest dance music festivals? What would you be willing to offer to get someone to sleep - or even just cuddle - with you for a night? These two questions collided in a head-shaking, shower-making kind of way this past weekend for in Las Vegas. And of course, Craigslist was easily the best place to see it all go down - the land of anonymity, which translates to abnormal social media 'courage. Before we get into the Craigslist madness, we have to understand that there are posts like these prefacing this stuff - getting these somethings all hot and bothered. The 'Missed Connections' are silly, but fairly innocent.

California cops recently snagged Angel Pena Ayala, a year-old felon who used Craigslist to rob gay victims at gunpoint. Here are five recent heinous homo CL stories — modern day fables to give you digital masturbators some friendly advice. Took me a while to figure out what you were saying…. Going on Craigslist for gay sex is like going to a disco to find a ballroom dancing partner. You might find one, but there are way better places to look.

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